The Day No One Noticed: HMNIG Gets 1000th Hit

Yes, the site that loves to hate has reached 1000 hits. And no, I did not sit here all day going to the site over and over until I personally got the 1000th hit (it was only an hour or so). Here are some comments that Gorgeous has recieved since its inception back in...March? February? Who cares...

"Hysterical." - Me

"The best." - Wick

"Better than a ham sandwich." - Freeman McNeil

"Yeah it was a travesty! Wait, what was the question?" - Dude on the street

"Not much for writing, but they look good in those pants!" - Your mom

"Are those unique hits?" - Brian

"I wish I actually contributed to that literary and social masterpiece." - Jay

"Dude, fuckin' do more Birdman!" - Bob

"Seriously? A blog? You're a nerd." Jamie

"Blog about it!!!!!" - Gorski

"Sandra sur une chaise sous la douche..." - This blog

A special thanks to the seven people who read our stuff, and an extra special thanks to the people who check in on it multiple times during the day, thus bumping up our number of hits to slightly more than this shit. And don't forget, our very first post had the disclaimer that we'll write shit whenever we damn well feel like it.

So keep your lousy mouths shut.

HMNIG Hits Milestone: 389th Hit

Everyone's favorite Website That They Don't Know About Yet has hit a huge milestone: we got our 389th site hit.

I know what you're all thinking: no way that many people read this slop. Well, I got news for you: they don't. When the writers check the page every half hour to see if one of the other writers has put any new filth up, the totals add up. In fact, one day I single-handedly put 32 hits on. So, doing the math: total readership is up to eight people. Awesome.