Blogs Are Gay

I'm aware of the irony. However, this 'blog' (gayest 'word' ever) is aimed at hating on the basement dwellers who usually make this shit. Well, that and everything else. You see, there is much is this world the hate and make fun of and laugh at. Namely, everything except pizza. Because it's delicious.

Was that a mission statement? Maybe, but missions statements are also gay. And I don't mean 'gay' as in 'gay.' Because I don't care if someone's gay or not, it doesn't bother me at all. But, like Nick Swardson says, some things are just gay, dude. Blogs and mission statements are only two such examples.

And I fully understand the perils of writing a blog. If anyone reads it (not an issue for us here at Gorgeous), then there are expectations to post often, and post a lot.

Well, fuck you.

We'll post when we want, i.e. when not working, drinking, playing Xbox, watching TV, etc.

We also don't have a format or special topic. Some blogs do mostly sports or celebrities or whatever. We'll just do anything and everything.

So, that's our introduction. Hopefully we'll post soon, if we have something to bitch about.