101 Ways Bacon Grease Changed the World (cont'd)

Another helping, because one can never have enough bacon-related fun.

26. Bacon grease is the solution to the energy crisis
27. Bacon grease, not the fall of the Berlin Wall, reunited East and West Germany
28. Bacon grease discovered the Double Helix
29. Chuck Norris shaves with bacon grease
30. Bacon grease is responsible for Stonehenge
31. Bacon grease banged your mom, and thus, is your father
32. Bacon grease was the lubricant Arthur used to pull Excalibur from the stone
33. Bacon grease brought America out of the Great Depression
34. Bacon grease was the preferred condiment of President Taft
35. Bacon grease started the Crusades
36. Bacon grease escaped the Spanish Inquisition
37. Bacon grease caused the separation of Pangaea
38. The ancient Greek translation of bacon grease means "sweat of the Gods"
39. Bacon grease proved Copernicus wrong long before Galileo
40. Bacon grease, not malaria or typhoid fever, killed Alexander
41. Bacon grease invented the forward pass
42. Bacon grease fueled the Wright brothers' first flight
43. Bacon grease sent Howard Hughes into isolation
44. Bacon grease was Coppola's first choice to play Michael Corleone
45. Bacon grease led the Israelites out of the desert
46. Bacon grease designed Lord Stanley's Cup
47. Bacon grease greeted Columbus at San Salvador with a kick to the berries
48. Bacon grease was the first to turn coca leaves into booger sugar
49. Bacon grease inspires Barack Obama
50. Bacon grease caused the New York blackout in 1977