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51. Bacon grease created Tecmo Super Bowl and Mario Kart
52. Bacon grease was John McCain's third-grade teacher
53. Bacon grease allowed Louis Pasteur to take credit for pasteurization
54. Bacon grease wrote and directed Manos: Hands of Fate
55. Bacon grease stormed Omaha Beach
56. Bacon grease was a founding member of the Freemasons
57. Bacon grease set up Marion Barry
58. The Manhattan Project was originally called Operation Bacon Grease
59. Bacon grease is the motivation for EVERY character Christopher Walken has portrayed
60. Bacon grease is a 21st-level divine cleric in D&D
61. Bacon grease leaked its own sex tape
62. Bacon grease is the basis of Darwinian theory
63. Bacon grease coached the 1972 Dolphins to a perfect season
64. Bacon grease was Deep Throat
65. Bacon grease was an original cast member on SNL
66. Bacon grease hits a 1-iron with ease
67. George Eliot was a pen name of Bacon Grease
68. Bacon grease is in Batman's utility belt
69. Bacon grease was on O.J.'s defense team
70. Bacon grease crafted the Ark of the Covenant
71. Bacon grease is E and MC squared
72. Bacon grease led the fight for women's suffrage
73. Bacon grease created Wikipedia
74. Bacon grease participated in the first Olympiad
75. Bacon grease founded Milwaukee

101 Ways Bacon Grease Changed the World

The first 25, in no particular order of importance or significance:


1. Bacon grease assassinated Archduke Franz Ferdinand.
2. Bacon grease developed the cure for the bubonic plague.
3. Bacon grease also accidentally helped spread the bubonic plague to England through its various sexual encounters.
4. Bacon grease is the reason Pilates caught on.
5. Bacon grease developed the first artificial heart.
6. Bacon grease is an aphrodisiac for Mexican Spotted Tree Frogs. And fat people.
7. Bacon grease is the reason you lost your virginity.
8. Bacon grease started London’s Great Fire of 1666 when it dropped its cigar. On itself.
9. Bacon grease is the reason beer has bubbles.
10. Bacon grease talked God into giving women breasts. You’re welcome.
11. Bacon grease was the first to practice the Rhythm Method.
12. Bacon grease told your brother you made out with his girlfriend.
13. Bacon grease invented the sport’s bra.
14. Bacon grease built the first casino in Vegas.
15. Bacon grease founded the Guinness Brewery at St. James Gate, Dublin. And immediately got pissed.
16. Bacon grease invented the iambic pentameter.
17. Bacon grease plotted to murder Julius Cesar.
18. Bacon grease deciphered the Rosetta Stone.
19. Bacon grease inappropriately touched your grandma. But that was back when she was hot.
20. Bacon grease wrote the script for Ernest Goes to Camp.
21. Bacon grease wrote A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man.
22. Bacon grease inspired the character of Hobbes in Calvin and Hobbes.
23. Bacon Grease is what Danny Zuko and the T-Birds’ car was originally called.
24. Bacon grease is the cause of—and the cure for—kidney stones.
25. Bacon grease coined the phrase, “That’s wack.”