Wednesday, March 26, 2008

The Day You Were Born Was the Day I Learned to Hate


A very special birthday to Brunswick P. Danforth, my erstwhile constituent. Today marks his 26th birthday, which happens to be March 26th. Some call this a "supersonic" birthday, but to them I say, "puh." Sounds pretty gay.

It is, however, another reason to get wistfully pissed at the local pub. Barkeep! Another snifter of brandy, my good man. And make it stout. Today is this fellow's 26th anniversary of birth!

But in all seriousness, I'm glad Brunswick was born today. Otherwise I'd have nothing else to post.

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