Birdman here, checkin' in wit ya's. Welp, we're in da depths of another offseason. I'm home more and my wife gets beat less. She says she breaks even, whatever da hell that means.
It's lookin' good for Da Iggles dis year. Like ya didn't fuckin' know, we picked up Asante Samuels. Good get, Birds. Up'pere wit Lito and Brian? SHUT DOWN. Now if we can draft a good reciever, it looks like another NFC Championship year. Of course, we're gonna do it without recievers, anyways. Cause were Da Birds.
I got dat goin' for me, dat and my season tickets should be coming in da mail soon. I had to take out a second mortgage on da house, but if da Birdman ain't at da games, what da hell are da Iggles gon' do? Dey NEED me! If only my wife appreciated me as much as da udder Iggles fans. Speakin' of which, where is dat bitch? Da kids need picked up from school and Birdman needs dinner, and he ain't about ta put pants on ta do eeder a doze.
Dis is Birdman, signing off. GO BIRDS!!!
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